me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams
Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.
Look, I know we don’t want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn’t just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they’re a billionaire.
Don’t hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!
The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family
honestly, you’d break his heart if you said you WEREN’T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they’d be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other’s eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.
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tumblr seems to be the only place these two are respected
We save the good ones for last, so they can savor their experiance.
does anyone else remember when peoples talking point against asexuality being a queer identity was to make up a cisgender heterosexual but aromantic man who wanted to get in to all the lgbt society meetings or was that just an embarrassing thing people i knew did
the question was always “do you really think that guy should be allowed in” and it was like…. first off you made him up to get mad at for some reason. second off yeah he can come in if he wants. hes aromantic of course he can. other stuff doesnt matter to me. what are you a cop. why are you policing peoples identities so hard
Also…if a cis guy is coming to learn more about queer people, he should be welcome. Not kicked out.
I know I know, from an outsider perspective the robbery at the Louvre might, especially considering how basic the plan was (no high-tech devices or anything) seem funny. But frankly it is a catastrophe.
The pieces that were stolen are among the very few (for a European collection) pieces of French royal jewelry remaining in public collections in France, and are more likely than not going to be dismantled for their gems really fast so lost forever. Their historical and cultural value is incalculable, because, again, we simply do not have a lot of French royal jewelry.
Even most worryingly, the Louvre which is the biggest museum in the world and one (if not the) most visited museum, is probably the French museum making the most money (sorry for the link to the Figaro, but this article is in fact full of interesting data). That such a theft can happen at the Louvre probably means that all the collections presented in French public museums are in danger of being robbed.
And lo and behold, this theft is taking place in a context in which several French public museums have been the victims of robbery! This is of course linked to the ever decreasing money afforded to conservation in this country, because culture, art, history and preserving all three of those is of course not important enough to be properly financed. Do you think the Louvre getting robbed of such important pieces in such a ridiculous way is going to change things? Absolutely not! Public heritage is going to keep disappearing in private collections or simply through poor conservation, because our public power do not deem that important enough.
I’m pro-pain killer but this website is so dang obsessed with ibuprofen it’s like it’s their only girlie and unfortunately I am allergic and wouldn’t want to mislead my followers about that. hashtag diversify my comrades
maybe we can all start to sing the praises of the entire nsaid category of drug. for me 🥺 for including me and my painkillers 🥺
okay so some of the notes on this post has made me concerned for some of you. as a fellow chronic pain haver:
you should not be having ibuprofen every day. especially not multiple. and especially not on an empty stomach
please do not mix multiple nsaids without clearing it with a doctor first
you do not want stomach ulcers
I know doctors are shit but please get it checked out if you are in that much pain every single day
at minimum try to diversify which over the counter pain meds you’re taking to decrease the likelihood of side effects
I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.
stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly
Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women’s liberation than the birth control pill
A TEAM OF ROBBERS JUST HEISTED NAPOLEON’S JEWELS FROM THE LOUVRE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, 7 MINUTES IN AND OUT, WHILETHE MUSEUM WAS OPEN AND TOURISTS WERE INSIDE
I got curious, so without looking up the reddit thread because I hate reddit, I went to the list of Barbie’s careers. Because of course people have dated lists of those.
Her first 28 years are fairly tame, until we reach 1987’s Canadian Mountie Barbie. Reasonable odds for a cop, even if they’re not a USAmerican cop.
in 1991, we get US Air Force Pilot Barbie, US Marine Corps Sergeant Barbie, US Navy Petty Officer Barbie. There’s also 1992’s US Army Barbie, if those guys were feeling left out. I’m also ignoring the 1989 US Army Barbie because that one is 100% a stolen valour runway look, not a uniform.
Going to run my autism over those four.
US Navy Petty Officer Barbie is wearing quartermaster’s rating insignia, so no combat for her.
US Army Barbie is wearing an airborne maroon beret with no rank insignia that I could see, but she’s loaded down with medical supplies, so I’m gonna say combat medic, but only as many kills as her other medical endeavours.
US Air Force Pilot Barbie is wearing a jacket that looks like a Top Gun tie-in. The unit patch is just the USAF coat of arms, and the name patch says she’s a Captain. VERY confusingly, the plane on the box art is an F-5, which had just recently been retired. But its USAF usage was almost all in the OPFOR Aggressor squadrons, which is… “come play enemy planes for our training exercises”.
US Marine Corps Sergeant Barbie is wearing E-5 Sergeant’s insignia, and three medals (she’s in dress uniform). To my eye, and allowing for badly printed colours, looks like Navy and Marine Achievement Medal, Marine Corps Good Conduct Medal, and the South West Asia Service Medal. The first two are fairly obvious “Barbie Is Well Behaved” stuff, but uh. That last one though?
USMC Barbie was in Desert Storm.
And if she was in a support role there, well, 1993 gave us USAmerican Cop Barbie. Case closed.
I got curious, so without looking up the reddit thread because I hate reddit, I went to the list of Barbie’s careers. Because of course people have dated lists of those.
Her first 28 years are fairly tame, until we reach 1987’s Canadian Mountie Barbie. Reasonable odds for a cop, even if they’re not a USAmerican cop.
in 1991, we get US Air Force Pilot Barbie, US Marine Corps Sergeant Barbie, US Navy Petty Officer Barbie. There’s also 1992’s US Army Barbie, if those guys were feeling left out. I’m also ignoring the 1989 US Army Barbie because that one is 100% a stolen valour runway look, not a uniform.
Going to run my autism over those four.
US Navy Petty Officer Barbie is wearing quartermaster’s rating insignia, so no combat for her.
US Army Barbie is wearing an airborne maroon beret with no rank insignia that I could see, but she’s loaded down with medical supplies, so I’m gonna say combat medic, but only as many kills as her other medical endeavours.
US Air Force Pilot Barbie is wearing a jacket that looks like a Top Gun tie-in. The unit patch is just the USAF coat of arms, and the name patch says she’s a Captain. VERY confusingly, the plane on the box art is an F-5, which had just recently been retired. But its USAF usage was almost all in the OPFOR Aggressor squadrons, which is… “come play enemy planes for our training exercises”.
US Marine Corps Sergeant Barbie is wearing E-5 Sergeant’s insignia, and three medals (she’s in dress uniform). To my eye, and allowing for badly printed colours, looks like Navy and Marine Achievement Medal, Marine Corps Good Conduct Medal, and the South West Asia Service Medal. The first two are fairly obvious “Barbie Is Well Behaved” stuff, but uh. That last one though?
USMC Barbie was in Desert Storm.
And if she was in a support role there, well, 1993 gave us USAmerican Cop Barbie. Case closed.
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